Friday, July 22, 2005
Of magazines
Check this out people:
This woman on the name card is Yap Yen's mother. She's my classmate woot! I've gotta face it, I'm so so so so so proud to have a friend such as her. Wahahaha.
BUT OF COURSE...
They're other reasons why I'm so so so so so proud to have her as a friend lah.
Come to talk about it, I've decided to dispel some rumours that have been buzzing around me for centuries, and this entry will do just that.
FIRSTLY...
I do not read FHM (For Him Magazine), Maxim, Playboy or any other Men's Magazines for that matter. I think they're a waste of money and though I have to admit that I have purchased FHM during my secondary school days out of pure curiosity sake. And I definitely have not and will not be wanking in front of those magazines.
SECONDLY...
My favourite magazine is 8-days. I simply cannot find a better one for the latest news in the entertainment field, along with my favourite section, The Last Page, which is actually a column for Colin Goh's jokes. It's the perfect magazine for everything you ever wanted to know for the people still living on cloud oblivion.
THIRDLY...
I read other magazines as well, though not as often as before. These include Reader's Digest, National Geographic & Times. These days my mother hasn't been buying 8-days because simply I don't have that excess luxury to sit around and read stuff other than those sickening History, Economic and Literature texts and notes.
On a side note, I've got this awful feeling that bad things are coming my way, one of which I can safely quote now. Which is the 'Parent-Teacher Meeting' I have tomorrow morning. I'm so screwed, my mother's gonna collect my results and have a nice chat with my Home Tutor, who is conincidently also my Economics Tutor.
I hope she doesn't say things like:
1)'Ivan rarely does his tutorials, in fact none at all.'
2)'Ivan is never serious during and after lessons, and loves to SMS all day.'
3)'Ivan never does his Economics Homework, and only does his History Homework. Yet, his History still sucks.'
I can go on and on with the list, but I told my mother that I've not received my results yet, which is a blatant lie. Here's my beautiful results:
HISTORY : AO
LITERATURE : AO
ECONOMICS : E
GENERAL PAPER : B4
CHINESE LANGUAGE (TO THE HELL WITH YOU) : C6
I've actually planned to liquid away the Os in my AO grades to make them look like As. Sad, but true. I'm just gonna get killed by my mother upside down inside out outside in.
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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To you...
Though you probably already have by now, I hope you've recovered already. I know you're busy and all so I haven't been messaging you much. Just hope you'll take good care of yourself and good luck with the upcoming stuff.
Nobody owes me anything, and that includes you. I'm sorry for everything as well.
posted@4:40 PM